Unsure of how to confess your love to someone? Try this:
- Acquire several dozen limes.
- Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
- Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
- Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
- Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
- Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”
- Marry them.
Liz loves her food. Don’t mess with it or she’ll “cut your face up so bad you’ll have a chin.”
Sometime’s the world is a tough place, the days get to you and the nights drag on, so here’s a story of a pet penguin who goes shopping.
This has made all of my days.
Amy Poehler: Mean Girls - Mrs. George (2004) vs. Parks & Recreation - Leslie Knope (2014)
Amy Poehler’s shoulders appreciation post
What’s your favorite idea?
Mine is being creative.
I THOUGHT WE AGREED NEVER TO BE CREATIVE AGAIN