giraffepoliceforce:

Unsure of how to confess your love to someone? Try this:

  1. Acquire several dozen limes.
  2. Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
  3. Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
  4. Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
  5. Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
  6. Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”
  7. Marry them.

tvhousehusband:

Liz loves her food. Don’t mess with it or she’ll “cut your face up so bad you’ll have a chin.”

8isexual8itch:

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

theincredibleelastigirl:

the-man-and-the-mouse:

even the princesses fangirl over peter
except aurora 
that bitch be faithful

look at phillip though

can you blame her?

Goddamn.Phillip could get the business.

So I went to Disney about a month ago and i got to meet aurora. she asked me and my mom if there were any “princes’” with us today. When I told her that I leaned more toward princesses she looked over at Cinderella sighed and replied with “yeah me too” and I think about that a lot.

8isexual8itch:

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

theincredibleelastigirl:

the-man-and-the-mouse:

even the princesses fangirl over peter

except aurora 

that bitch be faithful

look at phillip though

can you blame her?

Goddamn.
Phillip could get the business.

So I went to Disney about a month ago and i got to meet aurora. she asked me and my mom if there were any “princes’” with us today. When I told her that I leaned more toward princesses she looked over at Cinderella sighed and replied with “yeah me too” and I think about that a lot.

special-kkk:

American Horror Story: Furniture & Carpets

special-kkk:

American Horror Story: Furniture & Carpets



chloehenderson:

besound:

Sometime’s the world is a tough place, the days get to you and the nights drag on, so here’s a story of a pet penguin who goes shopping.

This has made all of my days.

salesonfilm:

can we all just take a moment to appreciate amy poehler’s formal shorts

salesonfilm:

can we all just take a moment to appreciate amy poehler’s formal shorts


Amy Poehler: Mean Girls - Mrs. George (2004) vs. Parks & Recreation - Leslie Knope (2014)


Amy Poehler’s shoulders appreciation post



525600minutesoffandoms:

hanbei-l-of-ransei:

allhailcloudyglow:

365daysofhorror:

Artist Creates Life-Sized Tents That Look Like Flesh And Intestines

What’s your favorite idea?

Mine is being creative.

I THOUGHT WE AGREED NEVER TO BE CREATIVE AGAIN